pesh-tigo:

I took this screenshot like 10 years ago and its brilliance still makes me laugh my ass off

autumnraining:

CAN WE TAKE A SECOND TO APPRECIATE AN ACTUAL LINE FROM A FALL OUT BOY SONG:

“Anything you say can and will be held against you so only say my name”

IF YOU DON’T THINK THAT’S SMOOTH AS FUCK YOU CAN GET OUT OF MY FACE CAUSE THAT’S A SWEET-ASS PICKUP LINE

neptunain:

"how do we know you’re not a cop?"

could a cop do this?

[unarmed black teen walks by without getting harassed or shot]

"ah okay you’re cool"


gangbang-paradize:


sizvideos:

Video


animal-hearted:

get-fit-live-healthy-for-life:

damnyouretall:

thecutestofthecute:

Because Pitbulls need love too.

I take them all, please!

Oh god

Happiest dogs on earth!

divinedorothy:

[senpai passes me the blunt] *gasps* an indirect kiss!!!

handjob:

getting that look from your parents when your sibling curses

image

tishue:

For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.